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Leonard Hatred 7:29 Fri Mar 9
Rum

Furnish me with suggestions for a "good" bottle of rum.

My mate is charging me a bottle per month rent for parking my campervan on his land.

Wasn't happy with Captain Morgan.

Hammer and Pickle 7:30 Fri Mar 9
Re: Rum

Fill yer boots

http://ultimaterumguide.com/martinique/

Trevor B 7:32 Fri Mar 9
Re: Rum

Appleton Estate 12 Year. Should set you back about £35.

BRANDED 7:33 Fri Mar 9
Re: Rum

http://eastlondonliquorcompany.com/products.html

The demerara rum. Fucking great.

altyhammer 7:34 Fri Mar 9
Re: Rum

Woods Navy Rum at 100%.

Trevor B 7:36 Fri Mar 9
Re: Rum

If he's partial so a bit of spiced rum then Dark Matter is a bit unusual.

Far Cough 7:37 Fri Mar 9
Re: Rum

White, Black or Golden?

Leonard Hatred 7:39 Fri Mar 9
Re: Rum

I want one I can go into a shop and buy, don't wanna fuck about on Amazon or any of that caper.

lowermarshhammer 7:40 Fri Mar 9
Re: Rum

Bacardi 151 will fuck him up. Horrific stuff, sold with a flame arrestor at the top of the bottle to help prevent accidental ignition.

When I was a barman in Hong Kong it was one of our first weapons of choice to fuck up rude obnoxious customers.

Also used to pour a long line of it on the surface of the bar and ignite and watch the faces. Ha ha, we were pissed and brave.

Leonard Hatred 7:40 Fri Mar 9
Re: Rum

White rum is for homosexuals innit?

Far Cough 7:41 Fri Mar 9
Re: Rum

Leonard Hatred 7:40 Fri Mar 9
Re: Rum
White rum is for homosexuals innit?


Yes

Hammer and Pickle 7:42 Fri Mar 9
Re: Rum

Absolutely.

Leonard Hatred 7:43 Fri Mar 9
Re: Rum

He doesn't nooft.

Trevor B 7:44 Fri Mar 9
Re: Rum

Say that after a bottle of Wray & Nephew ;-)

Gavros 7:45 Fri Mar 9
Re: Rum

I got some captain Morgan's spiced for a trip to Morocco.

marvellous stuff.

Leonard Hatred 7:48 Fri Mar 9
Re: Rum

The last bottle I gave him was Morgan's spiced.

He said it was shit and insisted I get a "proper" one next time.

The cunt.

lowermarshhammer 7:49 Fri Mar 9
Re: Rum

Bacardi 151 it is then.

Sir.

Gavros 7:50 Fri Mar 9
Re: Rum

sounds like a cunt.

you can pick up spiced havana rum for $3 a bottle in Havana.

Leonard Hatred 7:53 Fri Mar 9
Re: Rum

I'm not in fucking Havana.

I'm in Borehamwood.

Hammer and Pickle 7:53 Fri Mar 9
Re: Rum

Look, the fact is he wants rum for you "parking your van" in him.

This ought to narrow your options considerably.

BRANDED 7:55 Fri Mar 9
Re: Rum

Why dont you ask the cunt what fucking rum he likes then you fucking wand?

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